{"product_id":"wrong-day-to-quit-drinking-can-cooler","title":"Wrong Day to Quit Drinking Can Cooler","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eWrong Day to Quit Drinking Can Cooler: Cult Comedy Drink Insulator\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen turbulence hits and the entire control tower is spiraling, sobriety is an unnecessary complication. The \"Wrong Day to Quit Drinking\" Can Cooler pays tribute to cinema’s most overwhelmed air traffic controller, Steve McCroskey, clutching his trusty flask in the face of complete disaster. Ideal for backyard barbecues, tailgate chaos, or surviving another grueling workweek, this double-sided cooler lets everyone around you know that today was definitively not the day to start making responsible life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEngineered to keep standard 12-ounce cans and bottles frosty while blocking condensation, it features an insulating synthetic rubber neoprene interior wrapped in a durable knit outer lining. The collapsible build folds completely flat in seconds, tucking neatly into your back pocket, glove box, or tackle box until crisis strikes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eWrong Day to Quit Drinking Can Cooler Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard 12 oz cans and bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterior Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Insulating synthetic rubber neoprene\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExterior Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Durable knit polyester lining\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Full-color graphic printed on both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunctionality:\u003c\/strong\u003e Collapsible lay-flat construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53519881535855,"sku":"AIRPLANEKOOZIE060322","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/4469\/1567\/files\/Airplane_Wrong-Day-to-Quit-Drinking_Koozie_Mockup_1.jpg?v=1790128289","url":"https:\/\/houseplantshop.store\/products\/wrong-day-to-quit-drinking-can-cooler","provider":"House Plant Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}