{"product_id":"whats-up-b-tches-christmas-card","title":"What's Up B-tches Christmas Card","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eWhat's Up B--ches Christmas Card: Funny \u0026amp; Rude Holiday Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSubtle winter greetings and wholesome snow-covered cottage scenes do nothing for friends who appreciate zero filter during the holiday season. The \"What's Up B--ches\" Christmas Greeting Card serves as the premier funny holiday card and sarcastic gag gift for cynical coworkers, wild friend groups, and anyone sick of cookie-cutter cheer. Featuring a vintage storybook Santa Claus casually surfing down a snowy slope atop his wooden sleigh with unbothered swagger, this irreverent holiday card delivers unmatched chaotic energy to your annual card exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA legendary selection for secret Santa exchanges, white elephant parties, or displaying prominently on the holiday mantel, this offensive Christmas card guarantees laughs before the wrapping paper even tears. Professionally printed on premium 5x7 heavyweight luster cardstock, it delivers rich vintage color reproduction and crisp durability. The interior is completely blank, offering ample space to personalize your seasonal roast, recap the year's bad decisions, or deliver warm holiday wishes. Includes a matching white envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eWhat's Up B--ches Christmas Card Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5\" x 7\" (folded)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight luster cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterior:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInclusions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Matching white mailing envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Full-color exterior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53519847162223,"sku":"WHATSUPBITCHESCARD081425","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/4469\/1567\/files\/Whats-Up-Bitches-Christmas_Card_Mock.jpg?v=1790127488","url":"https:\/\/houseplantshop.store\/products\/whats-up-b-tches-christmas-card","provider":"House Plant Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}