{"product_id":"please-grant-me-the-confidence-can-cooler","title":"Please Grant Me the Confidence Can Cooler","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003ePlease Grant Me the Confidence Can Cooler: Funny Sarcastic Drink Insulator\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSip with unearned certainty at your next gathering with the \u003cstrong\u003ePlease Grant Me the Confidence Can Cooler\u003c\/strong\u003e. Featuring the viral prayer \"Dear Lord, Please Grant Me the Confidence of a Mediocre White Man\" framed by charming vintage-style floral borders, this witty beverage sleeve is made for weekend brunches, book club meetups, backyard barbecues, office happy hours, or relaxing at home. It is an essential piece of \u003cstrong\u003efeminist humor merchandise and funny novelty drinkware\u003c\/strong\u003e that guarantees knowing laughs and instant agreement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEngineered with an insulating neoprene synthetic rubber interior and a durable knit outer shell, this beverage holder helps keep your drink ice-cold while providing a barrier against condensation. The flexible construction fits standard \u003cstrong\u003e12-ounce cans and bottles\u003c\/strong\u003e and folds completely flat for convenient storage in a pocket, purse, tote bag, or cooler pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're breaking the glass ceiling, commiserating with coworkers, or searching for the perfect \u003cstrong\u003efunny novelty gift\u003c\/strong\u003e for a best friend, this collapsible can cooler brings fearless, satirical energy to every cold drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eConfidence of a Mediocre White Man Can Cooler Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCompatibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard 12 oz cans and bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Collapsible novelty can cooler \/ drink sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Knit outer shell with neoprene synthetic rubber interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two-sided \"Confidence of a Mediocre White Man\" graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Flexible fold-flat design\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Insulation and condensation barrier\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sarcastic humor \/ feminist satire \/ cross-stitch floral \/ funny quotes \/ pop culture drinkware\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53519834087791,"sku":"PLEASEGRANTMEKOOZIE111525","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/4469\/1567\/files\/Please-Grant-Me-the-Confidence_Koozie_Mock.jpg?v=1790127285","url":"https:\/\/houseplantshop.store\/products\/please-grant-me-the-confidence-can-cooler","provider":"House Plant Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}