{"product_id":"perfection-is-boring-patch","title":"Perfection Is Boring Patch","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003ePerfection Is Boring Patch: Embroidered Statement Morale Patch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Perfection Is Boring Patch is an approximately 3.5\" x 3\" embroidered novelty applique celebrating the beauty of flawed authenticity over sterile symmetry. Cut in the shape of parted crimson lips showing off gapped teeth and bold white text, this design pulls direct inspiration from Nicolas Cage's iconic philosophy on human drama: nobody wants to watch perfection when raw conflict and character are what actually make people fascinating. Slap this badge onto your daily kit to proudly declare that your jagged edges, crooked grin, and chaotic personality are intentional features, not defects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConstructed with tight, high-density embroidery threads over a durable twill base, this patch features a reinforced merrowed border designed to prevent fraying and snagging through rugged daily wear. The heavy-duty heat-activated adhesive backing bonds firmly to denim jackets, battle vests, tote bags, and hoodies using a standard household iron, or it can be easily sewn down for permanent reinforcement. It delivers an effortless counter-culture statement for anyone entirely unimpressed by manufactured polish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003ePerfection Is Boring Patch Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 3.5\" W x 3\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct:\u003c\/strong\u003e Embroidered novelty statement patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight twill, high-density embroidery thread\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBacking:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heat-seal iron-on adhesive\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEdge:\u003c\/strong\u003e Merrowed border\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Iron-on or sew-on\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Counter-culture \/ pop culture quote \/ statement humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53519854174575,"sku":"PERFECTIONISBORINGPATCH070925","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/4469\/1567\/files\/Perfection-Is-Boring_Patch_3-5x3_Photo.jpg?v=1790127600","url":"https:\/\/houseplantshop.store\/products\/perfection-is-boring-patch","provider":"House Plant Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}