{"product_id":"one-are-you-f-king-kidding-me-at-a-time-greeting-card","title":"One \"Are You F--king Kidding Me\" at a Time Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eOne \"Are You F--king Kidding Me\" at a Time Greeting Card: Funny Sarcastic Coworker \u0026amp; Encouragement Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLife doesn't always go according to plan, and sometimes gentle mindfulness just doesn't cut it when everything is on fire. The \"One 'Are You F--king Kidding Me' at a Time\" Greeting Card serves as the ultimate funny encouragement card and workplace survival gift for stressed friends, burnt-out coworkers, and anyone navigating daily chaos. Styled like a charming, traditional needlepoint sampler complete with an ornate floral border, this subversive card flips sweet grandmotherly cross-stitch on its head with a healthy dose of pure, unfiltered profanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe perfect sarcastic birthday card, coworker farewell gag, or spontaneous pick-me-up, this humorous greeting turns overwhelming days into shared laughs. Professionally printed on premium 5\" x 7\" heavyweight luster cardstock, it boasts a crisp, substantial hand-feel that proudly stands out on any mantel or cubicle desk. The interior is left completely blank, providing generous room to vent, console, or commiserate in your own words. Each card comes complete with a matching white envelope ready for gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eOne \"Are You F--king Kidding Me\" at a Time Card Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5\" x 7\" (folded)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank for your personalized handwritten message\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium heavyweight luster cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInclusions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Matching white mailing envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e Coworker appreciation, stressful milestones, birthdays, get-well-soon, and just because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53519850439023,"sku":"AREYOUFNGKIDDINGCARD081425","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/4469\/1567\/files\/One-Are-You-Fucking-Kidding-Me-at-a-Time_Card_Mock.jpg?v=1790127544","url":"https:\/\/houseplantshop.store\/products\/one-are-you-f-king-kidding-me-at-a-time-greeting-card","provider":"House Plant Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}