{"product_id":"octopus-long-sleeve-tee","title":"Octopus - Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family:'Lato',Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#272F69;max-width:760px;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:16px;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 14px;color:#272F69;\"\u003eAn octopus. On a long sleeve tee. Two sleeves. Eight arms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:16px;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 22px;color:#272F69;\"\u003eThe math does not work and he knows it. He is on there anyway, drawn plainly, making no case for himself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:18px;line-height:1.3;font-weight:800;margin:0 0 12px;color:#272F69;\"\u003eTwo tiers. Same shirt, different weight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.55;font-weight:700;margin:0 0 4px;color:#272F69;\"\u003eSTANDARD | Bella + Canvas 3501\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 18px;color:#272F69;\"\u003e4.2 oz jersey, 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles. Retail fit, so it sits closer to the body than a boxy blank. Side seamed, coverstitched collar, 2 inch ribbed cuffs, tear-away label. Sizes S through 3XL. The everyday one, and the only tier that reaches 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.55;font-weight:700;margin:0 0 4px;color:#272F69;\"\u003ePREMIUM | econscious EC1500\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 22px;color:#272F69;\"\u003e5.5 oz, 185 gsm, 100% organic ring-spun cotton. Roughly a third heavier than the Standard, which you notice the moment you pick it up. Side seamed, cotton rib neck, self-fabric shoulder taping, double-needle coverstitched seams, tear-away label. Sizes S through 2XL. Worth being precise about the fit, because the two are closer than you would expect: it is exactly half an inch wider through the chest at every size, and the body length is identical. It is not a bigger shirt. It is a heavier one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 12px;color:#272F69;\"\u003eBoth tiers come in \u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e. Both are printed one at a time after you order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 12px;color:#272F69;\"\u003eThe \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/sizing-info\" style=\"color:#272F69;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003esize guide\u003c\/a\u003e has laid-flat measurements in inches for both. 3XL is Standard only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 18px;font-weight:700;color:#272F69;\"\u003eFREE SHIPPING on any two or more shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;margin:0;color:#272F69;\"\u003eThat's the whole pitch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LoFi Animal Shirts","offers":[{"title":"STANDARD | Bella + Canvas 3501 Premium Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt \/ S \/ White","offer_id":67580993077615,"sku":"9673045_3448","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"STANDARD | Bella + Canvas 3501 Premium Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt \/ S \/ 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