{"product_id":"i-hated-you-all-patch","title":"I Hated You All Patch","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eI Hated You All Tombstone Patch: The Ultimate Eternal Send-Off\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy wait until you are six feet under to settle the score when you can stitch your complete disdain onto your favorite gear today? The I Hated You All Patch from The Original Underground is the quintessential tribute to unapologetic antisocial energy and grim cemetery humor. Shaped like a weathered, cracked gothic headstone engraved with the blunt declaration \"I HATED YOU ALL,\" this embroidered patch makes your life philosophy painfully clear to everyone in your orbit without having to waste breath saying a single word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasuring approximately 2.75 by 4 inches, this patch is crafted with tight, high-density threading and a reinforced merrowed border designed to prevent fraying through years of rebellion. Equipped with a heavy-duty, heat-activated iron-on backing, it bonds securely to denim jackets, battle vests, backpacks, hoodies, or tote bags—with plenty of perimeter room to stitch down for an unyielding hold through mosh pits or graveyard strolls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eTombstone Patch Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Embroidered novelty patch \/ dark humor morale patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArtwork Theme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Weathered cemetery headstone engraved with \"I HATED YOU ALL\" epitaph\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 2.75\" W x 4\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heat-activated iron-on adhesive backing (sewing recommended for permanent wear on heavy denim or leather)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEdge Construction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Reinforced merrowed border to prevent fraying and unraveling\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ideal for battle vests, denim jackets, backpacks, canvas tote bags, hoodies, and hats\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shipped in protective packaging ready to apply\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53519859614063,"sku":"IHATEDYOUALLPATCH060925","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/4469\/1567\/files\/I-Hated-You-All_Patch_2-75x4_Photo.jpg?v=1790127735","url":"https:\/\/houseplantshop.store\/products\/i-hated-you-all-patch","provider":"House Plant Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}