{"product_id":"go-away-go-on-git-garden-flag-1","title":"Go Away. Go On. Git. Garden Flag","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #27923B;\"\u003eGo Away. Go On. Git. Garden Flag: Sarcastic Cowboy Possum Lawn Decor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGet along, little doggy—and keep right on walking. Bringing blunt Garden State boundary control to suburban curb appeal, the \u003cstrong\u003eGo Away. Go On. Git. Garden Flag\u003c\/strong\u003e tells uninvited visitors to hit the trail. Showcasing a stern cowboy opossum in a wide-brimmed hat, neckerchief, and lasso, this subversive banner brings unapologetic antisocial comedy straight to your flowerbeds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEngineered for all-season durability, this \u003cstrong\u003e12\" x 18\" yard flag\u003c\/strong\u003e is made from heavy-duty \u003cstrong\u003epolyester material\u003c\/strong\u003e with sharp \u003cstrong\u003edouble-sided printing\u003c\/strong\u003e that reads cleanly from any angle. Hang it using your own hardware or choose the complete set featuring an easy-to-store \u003cstrong\u003ethree-piece coated metal stand\u003c\/strong\u003e engineered to resist rust, complete with an H-stake base, wind clip, and rubber stoppers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for porch entryways, garden walkways, or front lawns, this quirky lawn accent makes a killer \u003cstrong\u003enovelty gift\u003c\/strong\u003e for introverts who value their peace and quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #27923B;\"\u003eGo Away Cowboy Possum Garden Flag Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlag Dimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12\" W x 18\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStand Dimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 36\" H x 17.13\" W (when assembled)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty outdoor lawn and garden flag\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavy-duty weather-resistant polyester fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-definition double-sided graphic print\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHardware Options:\u003c\/strong\u003e Flag only or complete set with 3-piece rust-resistant coated metal stand, clip, and stoppers\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e Western cowboy opossum with lasso and bold \"Go Away. Go On. Git.\" typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sarcastic lawn decor \/ cowboy possum \/ antisocial humor \/ funny novelty yard gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"True Jersey","offers":[{"title":"Garden Flag Only","offer_id":67615073861999,"sku":"GOAWAYGOONGITGARDENFLAG011325","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Garden Flag with Pole","offer_id":67615073894767,"sku":"GOAWAYGOONGITGARDENFLAG011325","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/houseplantshop.store\/products\/go-away-go-on-git-garden-flag-1","provider":"House Plant Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}