{"product_id":"first-of-all-im-a-delight-patch","title":"First of All I'm a Delight Patch","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eFirst of All I'm a Delight Patch: Sarcastic Opossum Morale Patch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe First of All I'm a Delight Patch is an approximately 3\" x 3.5\" embroidered novelty applique featuring nature's most misunderstood marsupial hissed up and ready to defend its vibe. Framed by vintage scroll banners proclaiming \"First Of All, I'm A Delight,\" this snarling opossum serves as an immediate visual disclaimer for anyone who looks menacing before caffeine or projects a perpetually unapproachable resting face. Just because you occasionally hiss under sudden pressure, thrive in dark corners, and play dead when confronted with unsolicited social obligations doesn't mean you aren't a total joy to be around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStitched with high-density threads over a durable twill base, this patch features a heavy merrowed border engineered to resist snagging and fraying through rough daily use. The heat-activated adhesive backing bonds firmly to denim jackets, battle vests, canvas backpacks, and hoodies using a standard household iron, or it can be edge-stitched for permanent hold. Slap this feral badge onto your favorite gear to remind the room that your prickly charm is simply an acquired taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eFirst of All I'm a Delight Patch Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 3\" W x 3.5\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct:\u003c\/strong\u003e Embroidered novelty morale patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight twill, high-density embroidery thread\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBacking:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heat-seal iron-on adhesive\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEdge:\u003c\/strong\u003e Merrowed border\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Iron-on or sew-on\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Feral humor \/ opossum satire \/ dark comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53519853486447,"sku":"FIRSTOFALLPATCH070925","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/4469\/1567\/files\/First-of-All-Im-a-Delight_Patch_3x3-5_Photo.jpg?v=1790127596","url":"https:\/\/houseplantshop.store\/products\/first-of-all-im-a-delight-patch","provider":"House Plant Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}