{"product_id":"first-of-all-im-a-delight-enamel-pin","title":"First of All I'm a Delight Enamel Pin","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eFirst of All I'm a Delight Enamel Pin: Sarcastic Opossum Lapel Pin\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe First of All I'm a Delight Enamel Pin is an approximately 1.25-inch die-cast metal novelty pin secured by a standard butterfly clutch backer. Detailed in rich enamel fill, the design showcases a snarling opossum defending its trash pile between vintage banners reading, \"First Of All, I'm A Delight.\" If your default expression radiates hostility and you hiss when subjected to polite small talk, this accessory gives everyone fair warning. Just because you dodge morning conversations and thrive in chaotic darkness doesn't mean you aren't an absolute gem once people get past the feral exterior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCast from heavy-duty metal alloy with raised dark outlines, the pin is built to handle everyday friction without chipping, bending, or fading. Its sharp rear post fastens firmly through denim truckers, canvas tote bags, battle vests, beanies, and work lanyards without twisting loose. Wear it as a sarcastic personal badge or gift it to the delightfully unhinged person in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eFirst of All I'm a Delight Enamel Pin Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 1.25\" W\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty enamel lapel pin\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cast metal alloy, enamel fill\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Butterfly clutch backer\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Multi-color enamel, dark metal plating\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Feral humor \/ opossum satire \/ dark comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53519866560879,"sku":"FIRSTOFALLENAMEL042625","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/4469\/1567\/files\/First_of_all_2.jpg?v=1790127877","url":"https:\/\/houseplantshop.store\/products\/first-of-all-im-a-delight-enamel-pin","provider":"House Plant Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}