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Pick your weight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.55;font-weight:700;margin:0 0 4px;color:#272F69;\"\u003eSTANDARD | Gildan 18000\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 18px;color:#272F69;\"\u003eThe everyday one. 8 oz midweight fleece, 50\/50 cotton and polyester, with a 1x1 rib collar, cuffs and waistband. Standard unisex fit, true to size. Sizes S through 5XL. This is the sweatshirt you will actually wear to get the mail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.55;font-weight:700;margin:0 0 4px;color:#272F69;\"\u003ePREMIUM | District DT6154\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 22px;color:#272F69;\"\u003eTwo ounces heavier at 10 oz, 62\/38 ring-spun cotton and recycled polyester with a 100% ring-spun cotton face, so the print sits a little softer. Cut with a drop shoulder, which means it hangs off you rather than sitting on you. Side seamed, 2x1 rib collar, cuffs and hem, tear-away label. Sizes XS through 3XL. It runs a touch wider through the chest at S and M, evens out by XL, and about an inch and a half longer in the body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 12px;color:#272F69;\"\u003eBoth tiers come in \u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e. Both are printed one at a time after you order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 12px;color:#272F69;\"\u003eNot sure on size, check the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/sizing-info\" style=\"color:#272F69;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003esize guide\u003c\/a\u003e. It has laid-flat measurements for both tiers, because the two are cut differently and you should know that before you commit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 18px;font-weight:700;color:#272F69;\"\u003eFREE SHIPPING on any two or more shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;margin:0;color:#272F69;\"\u003eWeird. But intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LoFi Animal Shirts","offers":[{"title":"STANDARD | Gildan® 18000 Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt \/ S \/ White","offer_id":67580874686831,"sku":"8392617_5426","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"STANDARD | Gildan® 18000 Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt \/ S \/ Black","offer_id":67580874719599,"sku":"8707874_5434","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"STANDARD | Gildan® 18000 Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt \/ M \/ White","offer_id":67580874817903,"sku":"8392617_5427","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"STANDARD | Gildan® 18000 Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt \/ M \/ Black","offer_id":67580874850671,"sku":"8707874_5435","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"STANDARD | Gildan® 18000 Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt \/ L \/ 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